So many seeking sex
Has it always been this way?
Or do we have more sexual freedom
Than back in the ‘Olden Days’?
But then think about Greece and Rome
And what’s coming from Pompeii,
Perhaps it could be argued
That somewhere we lost our way?
For are we not just animals
When it comes right down to it?
So why regulate and restrain,
Why not just go on out and do it?

The Belt

I bought you a present Sir
That I think you’ll rather like
It’s sure to make the kitten purr
Which causes you delight
Marking your territory will
Be quite simple I imagine
And trying to stay still
Will be my greatest challenge